Things not to say during sex

things not to say during sex

Things not to say during sex

1. I have to poop.
2. Smile for the camera!
3. Get off me, I'll do it myself!
4. This is your first time..... right?
5. You're almost as good as my ex!
6. When is this supposed to feel good?
7. I thought YOU had the key to the handcuffs?!
8. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
9. Hey! My friends were right!! You ARE good!!
10. I'm sobering up, and you're getting ugly!
11. Do I have to pay for this?
12. No!! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
13. Actually, you sister 'likes' it like this!
14. What's your name again?
15. Hold on, let me change the channel.
16. Uhh... I think this condom broke 10 minutes ago